A Vital Video Game promo VHS

Gamesmaster magazine gave a VHS tape away in 1997 which changed my life. Here’s how.

You’re gonna have to work with me on this one, readers, because this post will be the result of one of those long and weird trains of thought that a man can only get in his life when he’s hungover and suffering from a mild case of the sniffles that’s still serious enough to make the mind swim a bit.


Thank you, Patrick.

It all started on Friday night when, along with members of the Geekocracy crew, I Boozed My Own Adventure. It was a lot of fun, and not only did I create some fond geeky memories while treasuring those of yesteryear, but I also polished off a rather large quantity of a popular herb-based liquor whose name sounds like the lead singer from the Rolling Stones.

Naturally it follows that on Saturday morning, I felt like I’d been triple-powerbombed through a table by Ambrose, Rollins and Reigns. Ouch. Cautious not to let the raging headache catch on too strongly, I flicked on the TV and enjoyed the antics of this year’s Winter Olympics, where people competed to skate really fast in a circle and do ridiculous downhill snowboard jumps.

My mind wandered to when I’d been reading about the Winter Olympics as part of research at work this week, and remembered that the 1998 event had been held in Nagano, Japan.

What an astonishing feat of recall, you may think, for a bloke whose skull is rebelling against itself like the members of The Shield. I wondered how I came to know this particular fact when the only other thing I knew about the games was that a Jamaican bobsled team competed there once.

And then I remembered a VHS I had as a kid, which came free with a copy of Gamesmaster magazine which – oh god – looked ahead to the release of the first wave of Sony Playstation games, including an official tie-in game for the…oh god…1998 Nagano Games.

So I had a look online, and here it is – and please, I urge you to take half an hour to watch these videos because, with the wonderful gift of hindsight, they are so much fun to watch today. Full of all the fantastic and awe-inspiring things that made me play games in the first place; the most realistic portrayals of escapism I’d ever seen at the age of…oh god, twelve.

Tomb Raider, Wipeout 2097, Goldeneye! They’re all here in this trilogy of videos showcasing the major manufacturers and third parties of that period. I used to watch this video every week as a kid – we didn’t have stupid money to spend on consoles at that time – and I still remember some of the sequences off by heart. The line in Lylat Wars – “my Emperor, I’ve faaaailed you!” – and that music from Goldeneye!


At the age of 12, just as I am now even, I was blown away by how trippy that first segment is from Sony; although again that could just be the hangover/cold. There’s a very brief shot in there of a young-looking character wearing armour, just turning their head – I remember that. It looks like it could be from FFVII but I can’t be sure. The music and moving images together do such a good job of inspiring viewers; this was the real deal…


…sadly the same can’t be said for Ubisoft here, whose choice of sub-Robert Miles genre music does a great job of aging it by…well, sixteen years. I actually like Robert Miles but this is a poor job. And the games don’t come off too well in the time that’s passed either; if it weren’t for Rayman would there have even been a Ubisoft for all these years?

The N64 section is especially great just because it toes the line between ‘we’re Nintendo, we’re timeless’ and ‘yeah, but we’re cool as well’. The music takes an also slightly dated shift, with some Propellerheads-type rock/dance hybrid, but I’ll let them off because it still manages to look very appealing, and because I have some big love for that console.


Konami is up next, and that’s who made the Nagano game! Whenever I see a real-life ski jump event, this is the first image that will enter my head for the rest of my life. Nice choice of music too – ‘Pearl’s Girl’ by Underworld if I’m not mistaken. And they even make the game of curling look fun, which is an achievement in itself.

And finally on these videos, we have the acclaimed…Acclaim. That was a joke because, well, just take a look at the state of these games! Did you see the ice hockey player being flipped ten feet into the air? Or the way the NFL players all started vibrating after the ball got hiked? Speaking of vibrating, what the living fuck is wrong with Batman’s head?

The music is techno-metal, and not the good kind like Pitchshifter do, it’s just rubbish. The only thing which looked like it was worth a play in their entire section was Riven! Because it’s Riven! Clearly Acclaim knew a guy who knew a guy because almost all these games were licensed titles of comics, or films, or comic films, or sports – which didn’t stop a single one of them from looking utterly crap.

But again, that’s the wonderful gift of hindsight. And a brain that’s been battered by booze and sneezing this weekend. I was so happy to have found these videos because I’m still trying to work out how, in my own way, I got here. And this simple VHS, from all those years ago, given away free with a magazine, was a big part of that.

Now I’m off to bed for about seventeen hours. While I’m there, let me know which games from this tape got you thinking.

6 thoughts on “A Vital Video Game promo VHS

  1. I haven’t watched them yet, but you made me remember an old Dreamcast tape we had before the godlike console itself was released. I remember specifically that the end of it had Malcolm Mclaren (who did the voice over for some reason) talking backwards and it freaked me out in that strange childish way where you have to watch it again just to make sure it’s still scary a second and a third time. Looking back I think my subconscious was just way ahead of the rest of my brain in regards to really disliking that guy.

    • also, bear in mind that 1997 was around the time that dance music was just getting past tribal house and trance stuff…PR firms were, as is often the case, slightly late to the party and started shoving it in everywhere they could.

  2. I had that tape too, and yes, it was a stunner. I’ve wanted a clear copy of that song at the beginning forever…

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who, being unable to afford the games, simply sat through this video countless times and experienced them vicariously…

  3. Pingback: Trippy Ads and the Witchery of Glitches | Intangirble

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